I am still like in a transformers shell shock from this movie… it was utterly and completely epic and amazing. i cant stress the word EPIC enough, go see it… NOW!
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Pirates 3
Posted in Movies, rants on May 27, 2007 by l337spongeI was disappointed. If you forget the 1st and 2nd movies, it was more enjoyable. The plot doesn’t flow in any way whatsoever. The movie is rough to watch, it is not smooth. Truly that doesn’t bother me though. What disappointed me most was that the actors seemed… off and akward. The characters totally changed, that fun that the first movie was… was not in this film. It was dark, everybody back stabbed each other… constantly. If you are able to pay attention to all the backstabbing, you are able to tell exactly what is going to happen to every single character about 10 minutes before it happens. Captain Jack Sparrow is no longer the guy that does a bunch of unexpected stuff. Just an insane guy that can get away with anything. The wity-ness wasn’t there, and there were so many scenes that needed to be cut. Some parts were just really hard to watch because they were so long and drawn out. The three pirates movies are like the matrix trilogy. The last two movies were entertaining, but really they just kind of sucked. In the end, everybody just seems like a nobody. I went into the movie without any predetermined expectations. I guess the movie deserves a C. It was decent to watch, but thats it. Besides the disappointment, one thing really really really pissed me off. Having to listen to stupid dumb teenage girls screaming about how it was heaven that there were a bunch of Captain Jack Sparrow’s. How stupid is that, a bunch of insane men on a boat and women wish they were there. Stupid ignorant women being retarded. They are worse than men in most cases, men usually dont obsess over women. I know i don’t, but no women OBSESS of Johnny Depp or some other actor. It is sad and stupid, explain why so many women get used and abused by men though.
300 – IMAX
Posted in Movies on April 1, 2007 by l337spongeI just got back from seeing 300 on the IMAX at Universal City Walk. First of all the art style of this movie is absolutely amazing. A lot like Sin City just in a different way. It had awsome fight scenes. This movie is the equivalent that a chick flick is for a woman except its for a man. This is a MANLY movie, It is so manly in fact you can almost see the dark ooze of testosterone seeping out of the screen and speakers. Unlike the graphics novel which was jut pointless killing, this movie had a great morale behind it. To not let people beat you into submission, to stand for what you believe in. I loved the movie in everyway. Frank Miller did take some liberties with the story and made it more of a fantasy movie, but regardless it portrayed a great morale and had a beautiful art style. Definately a must see movie, it goes on the same level as braveheart.
..been a while
Posted in Movies, girlfriend, rants, school, whitecave, xbox 360 on January 2, 2007 by l337spongeYa once again it has been a long time since ive posted anything, i really dont have anything to say. School sucks like usual, im starting to run now. I walk my girlfriend home from school. Thats about it, though I did get extremely excited about the movie “300″ that is coming out in March. I watched the two trailers 112 times each so ya… other than that nothing has really been happening. Whitecave covered Ken’s car with shaving cream on New Year’s eve and ya… I got Star Wars Legacy which really pleases the trekkie in me. My girlfriend’s mom loves guitar hero which is awsome… yup ok im gonna go sleep.
Deja Vu
Posted in Movies, family, girlfriend, rants on November 26, 2006 by l337spongeCritics are bashing this movie with no abandon. They keep saying that they talk about a bunch of gibberish… which is in effect gibberish. they talk about Theoretical physics and string theory. They talk about scientific facts and theories that are very intresting. They talk about Dimensional travel, not time travel. Anyone who bashes this movie… I have less respect for you. This movie is really good and really awsome. My brother and I had a huge theorteical physics talk afterwards. We were being really nerdy and it was really fun. Haha go see this movie, it is really good but requires some knowledge. If you wish to gain some knowledge about dimensional theories visit this web site here. If you really get intrested all i can say is the wikipedia and the internet are you best firends for learning new things. Go have fun and go see the movie Deja Vu. Oh yes and the dance I am going to… my girlfriend got a dark red dress… i bet it is really cool. My grandmother bought me a suit and it is really nice… anyways Deja Vu!!!!! go see it!!!
Happy Thanksgiving
Posted in Movies, family, rants on November 23, 2006 by l337spongeHappy thanksgiving all… my day was pretty sweet. I saw The new 007, Casino Royale. I think that some people are going to dislike this film. I also think though that this movie is really really good. After watching it i feel as if though i understand Bond better. It, in my opinion, is an extremely good film everybody needs to see. It explains how Bond became a double 0, but most of all it explains how he becomes the cold heartless killer we have all come to love. Go see this movie, even if you havent seen any other Bond movies. This movie has a really good story regardless of whether or not you are familiar with the series. As for the updated blog that I have written about. I don’t expect to have it finished till next year sometime. I have to get some web design jobs done, I need to get a suit for a dance im going to with my lovely girlfriend, and I need to get her some stuff for christmas… basically I am going to be busy and I am not going to have a lot of time becuase I have school on top of all of that. Anyways go see Casino Royale.
make love not warcraft
Posted in Movies, WoW, freinds, girlfriend, rants, videogames on October 9, 2006 by l337spongeThe new episode of South Park… in the world of warcraft. I loved this episode so much. It was definately one of the funniest episodes ever. I love South Park and I hope the make more episodes dramatizing things in life to utter insanity. It is hilarious, if you haven’t seent he episode you owe it to yourself to see it. not a long post i know… too preoccupied thinking of my girlfriend in my tired mood. When I finally think of something to rant about ill post it.
conglamoration of information
Posted in Movies, family, freinds, girlfriend, noobs, rants, school on September 6, 2006 by l337spongelol my grandpa just found out i got kicked out of clark even though im sure he was already told. Anyways he is reading my mcgrath paper and i can see him about to explode cuz he is soooooo pissed. He waited for my mom to leave so he could corner me without her but imma rip him a new asshole if he tries to fuck with my brain. I am slightly excited that this essay has such a profound effect on those that read it though. It is quite amazing and i am very suprised. All i did was speak the truth from my point of view and either people are proud of me, pissed at me, or pretend to be dissapointed but are actaully proud of me for doing something they could not. Who ever said that words have power was not joking. Everytime i look at my essay now i feel a huge sense of accomplishment. That essay has held power for months now. Most of the stuff i do lasts maybe a week if im lucky. I wonder how long it will last though, how powerful is it? When it does finally die (assuming im still alive) I hope i will be able to leave behind something even more powerful that could last through the ages. If you havent read the essay it is somewhere in the depths of my blog lol. I hope everyone is able to feel what im feeling, a great sense of accomplishment and power. Everyone deserves it no matter how stupid they act (and i hate stupid people). GLAGH (good luck and good hunting) for your dreams, accomplishments, and power. I must be off and prepare for a battle of epic proportions lol, though hopefully i wont have to fight my grandpa at all… oh ya ROCK ON \m/ >.< \m/ ( tons of people have asked me what the means… \m/ = a hand and >.< = a guys face… so he is totally rocking out hehe) oh ya ICE CREAM…(inside thing dont think about it and dont ask i wont explain) I am going to start going to daily soon it is an alternative school. I hope i dont have to put up with as much bullshit as normal schools do. I have hope becuase there is no prom or yearbook. They run on a trimester system also so the classes should be faster which is always a plus. Hopefully going to a ren faire this weekend and moshing on the 24th of this month \m/(>_<)\m/… accepted was a really good movie i enjoyed it a LOT, i recommend everyone see it… nothing else to report really. im out of here
SNAKES ON A MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE!!!
Posted in Movies, freinds, girlfriend, rants on August 23, 2006 by l337spongethe movie was brilliant… absolutely brilliant. I saw it with Greg, Emily, Mark, and my bro. The movie was a B movie… just awsome. Everyone was ridiculously serious. Great gore and action scenes giving the scary factor but then it was just soooo damn funny. You owe it to yourself to see it. The movie starts with a bang. People die and the plot is set up quickly so they can get straight to the motha fucking snakes. I love the alligator snake or w/e the fuck it was. the movie is just ok and slightly entertaining till the part where samuel l. jackson goes “OK THATS IT, IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING PLANE. NOW EVERYONE STRAP IN CUZ IM GONNA OPEN UP SOME MOTHA FUCKIN WINDOWS!” At that point you instantly go… OMG this movie is motha fuckin brilliant. Yes even people that dont believe in cussing will say motha fuckin. It is unstoppable. I am definately buying this when it comes to DVD… it is going to be a cult classic… DAMN IT WAS AWSOME.
miami vice
Posted in Movies, noobs on August 6, 2006 by l337sponge*sigh* if you were a hardcore fan of the show you might like the movie. Tons of music almost no dialogue. you have no clue who people are or what is happening. i did like the gun fighting though. they accuratly depicted what a .50 cal would do to a man’s arm so im not dissapointed… id say wait for DVD


