Pirates 3

I was disappointed.  If you forget the 1st and 2nd movies, it was more enjoyable.  The plot doesn’t flow in any way whatsoever.  The movie is rough to watch, it is not smooth.  Truly that doesn’t bother me though.  What disappointed me most was that the actors seemed… off and akward.  The characters totally changed, that fun that the first movie was… was not in this film.  It was dark, everybody back stabbed each other… constantly.  If you are able to pay attention to all the backstabbing, you are able to tell exactly what is going to happen to every single character about 10 minutes before it happens.  Captain Jack Sparrow is no longer the guy that does a bunch of unexpected stuff.  Just an insane guy that can get away with anything.  The wity-ness wasn’t there, and there were so many scenes that needed to be cut.  Some parts were just really hard to watch because they were so long and drawn out.  The three pirates movies are like the matrix trilogy.  The last two movies were entertaining, but really they just kind of sucked.  In the end, everybody just seems like a nobody.  I went into the movie without any predetermined expectations.  I guess the movie deserves a C.  It was decent to watch, but thats it.  Besides the disappointment, one thing really really really pissed me off.  Having to listen to stupid dumb teenage girls screaming about how it was heaven that there were a bunch of Captain Jack Sparrow’s.  How stupid is that, a bunch of insane men on a boat and women wish they were there.  Stupid ignorant women being retarded.  They are worse than men in most cases, men usually dont obsess over women.  I know i don’t, but no women OBSESS of Johnny Depp or some other actor.  It is sad and stupid, explain why so many women get used and abused by men though.

One Response to “Pirates 3”

  1. Stephen Says:

    Blah. Honesty the second one had more action… kinda. The first one was smart tho. Now I can’t wait to see how shitty the next one will be X_X.

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